Sunday, August 22, 2010

Boiler

Top Five Pet Peeves of the Week

These are in no particular order. Bugging the shit out of me is … bugging the shit out of me.

People who stalk the parking lot for a close spot … to the entrance of the gym.

Drunk people. If I am not an asshole with you then I can’t stand you. Yes, I am a hypocrite.

People who pop their chewing gum out loud. Were it not for my fear of arrest I would punch them all in the mouth.

Any and every one who wears Ed Hardy, Christian Audigier or Tap Out gear. Please do humanity a favor and just die.

A tie between ESPN and Brett Farve. No wonder we all stopped hearing about LeBron James. This dick has a bigger ego and ESPN is tea bagging that old bastard like a washed up porno star attempting a come back. Where’s Bernard Pollard?